Gossip Girl was an insanely popular TV show because it had a little of something for everybody. Some audiences enjoyed its amazingly convoluted stories about love and betrayal, and some enjoyed the top-notch acting. Others, of course, enjoyed the whip-smart dialogue. As for us, though, we loved the show for a much, much saucier reason: the sex scenes.
It’s not like we didn’t dig all that other stuff, of course. But the main reason we sat through all those commercials back in the day is to see these impossibly hot characters get impossibly freaky each and every season. Trust us: these are the kinds of scenes that you show to your friends when you want to make them binge-watch the entire series.
Don’t believe it? Or maybe you just want to relive these steamy CW sex scenes for yourself? Either way, keep reading to discover the hottest Gossip Girl sex scenes to get you all hot and bothered!
Blair and Chuck’s first time
If you know anything about Gossip Girl, you know that there’s going to be a lot of Blair and Chuck on this list. And we’re going to delve into plenty of their hottest moments as we go along. But to properly appreciate this passionate pairing, we need to start from the beginning…that is, the first time this It Couple got it on.
In the seventh episode of season one, Blair (Leighton Meester) graces Chuck’s (Ed Westwick) new burlesque club with a sexy dance that makes everyone stand at attention. None more so than Chuck himself, who hooked up with Blair soon afterward. She was dating Nate at the time, but that didn’t keep this power couple from knocking boots for the first (and most certainly not the last) time.
Serena and Nate mix food and sex
If you want to quickly divide your friend group, all you have to do is ask how everyone feels about mixing food and sex. Some people love it, and some people, well…they want to keep the food in the kitchen and their sex in the bedroom. As for Serena (Blake Lively) and Nate (Chace Crawford), they never got that particular memo!
In the fourteenth episode of season three, Nate is all set to cook the two of them a tasty breakfast. However, Serena comes out wearing one of his shirts, and he decides he’d rather put her on the menu instead. The two of them get it on while licking whipped cream off each other and even snacking on some strawberries. At the end of this deliciously dirty scene, Nate can’t help but boast that he told her that he was “good in the kitchen.”
Regardless of how you feel about sex and snacking, this is one scene that will have you asking for seconds!
Blair and Chuck get frisky on a piano
Sometimes, people like to discuss sex in cutesy terms by saying that two people “will make beautiful music together.” That usually means the two are wildly in love and that their coupling reflects their passion. However, Blair and Chuck once managed to prove that you can make some absolutely beautiful music together while absolutely hating each other!
In the seventh episode of season four, the couple is on the outs, with Blair having kicked Chuck out of her apartment. He’s still there when she gets home, and he proceeds to destroy their little peace treaty and tell her that he’s “never hated anyone more.” Despite this (or perhaps because of this), the two end up furiously making love on a piano in one of the hottest scenes ever shown on network television.
Dan and Serena make Christmas magic
Part of what made Gossip Girl so appealing was that it effortlessly mixed together realistic characters and over-the-top situations. A classic example of this is the first time that Dan and Serena ever hooked up (in the eleventh episode of season one). The magic of Christmas is in the air, so she does something everyone has dreamed of from time to time (it’s not just us, right?): turning his apartment into a simulation of a winter wonderland.
The snowflakes are fake, but the passion is real. The two of them end up making love, and it truly feels like something out of a fairytale. Their relationship ultimately changed quite a bit over the next few years, but first-time viewers would be forgiven for assuming these two lived “happily ever after” following their storybook hookup.
Chuck wins Blair back in the naughtiest way
Yup, you guessed it: we’ve got one more Chuck and Blair sex scene for you! In the third episode of season two, Chuck is determined to win her back at any cost, even though she’s with someone else. That doesn’t keep Chuck from taking her hand and gliding it across her own body while asking one provocative question after another.
This includes questions like “Does he touch you here? What names does he call you when you make love?” His seduction play works, and we get a shadowy sex scene that made us squirm because it left so much to the imagination. We didn’t have to imagine how Blair’s boyfriend felt, though, as he was understandably angry after catching them in the act!